slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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travelingcolors:

Oh My Maps (by Marc Khachfe)

London-based artist Marc Khachfe fuses science, space, and art in his series of large-scale maps composed of multiple layers of photographs and data. ‘I was blown away by the nighttime images taken of cities at night by the astronauts on the ISS (international space station) and wanted to print out a large poster of the London one for my office, but I found them too blurry and too small to look good good printed out large format’, Khachfe explains. Sourcing open map data, Khachfe has composited the visual information with data and layered it with CGI, to mimic the glow of streets and buildings. finally, photoshop merges all the layers together and play with colors, exposure and glow augment the reality of each image. the artistic interpretations are geographically accurate and match the real images as closely as possible.

Maps (in order): London - Helsinki - Rio - Chicago - Cleveland - Amsterdam

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whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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Anonymous: how do you take care of your nails?

I do my own gels!! I spend a lot of time shaping them and all that.

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

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This cold is kicking my ass, and to top it off I now have stomach cramps.

All my papers and projects and presentations are due in the next week, and then all my finals. I just want to sleep through it all.

I can’t wait for this semester to be over…

venula:

things i would like to do:

  • kiss your face
  • kiss not your face
  • see you smile always
  • idk buy you things
  • make you mac and cheese
  • learn all your favourite songs
  • tell you that u r a cutie
  • have a sleepover without sleep u feel me
  • etc

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What I say: you're cute.
What Im thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect fucking human being in the world. I love you to death and your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

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